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The Machines that Make You Drool
We offer two types of machine experiences, what would you desire today?
KTM Sneaky Pete Maxx is a solid and reliable sex machine. With its unique design, can be used at various angles and set ups. Goes 0-230 strokes per minute real quick! Adjustable height and base allow stable placement on floor, bed and other mating furniture.
Shockspot Sex Machine - The most technologically advanced sexual enhancement tool on the market, provides a unique and unsurpassed erotic experience for any and all of its users. Fully programmable through computer.
Cannot decide? Feel free to contact us for advice!
Beginner Level - KTM Sneaky Pete Maxx
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New to the Sex Machine experience and don't know where to start? Start right here!
This Pro-Level machine is easy to operate by beginners and will provide you with all you need to know about Sex Machines.
The Maxx Fucking machine speed is adjustable from 0-230 strokes per minute. The Sneaky Pete Maxx has the ability to adjust the angle of penetration with very little effort. Simply loosen the large adjusting knobs and position the machine to your favorite position, retighten and your in business. The machine is relatively small and breaks down for easy storage when not in use. The frame is MIG welded steel with a gloss black powder coat finish for a sleek and durable finish. The machines 3 piece design makes this the perfect fucking machine for traveling. If you like ass clinching power and larger toys, the Sneaky Pete Maxx may be the right machine for you. This little guy packs a whopping 40 inch lbs of Torque!
The Sneaky Pete Maxx features the KTM Exclusive Tool Less stroke adjustment. Simply loosen the adjusting knob by hand, reposition to the desired depth of stroke, and retighten the knob. NO TOOLS REQUIRED, NO PRESET POSITIONS!
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Complete Assembly Instructions and Safety Information will be provided with rental.
Attachments Sold Separately.
Technical Specifications:
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Stroke length; 2"-6" Infinite settings
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Infinite speed, 0-230 strokes a minute
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Horsepower: 1/8th
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Estimated Dildo Size: 1" - 4.5" in Diameter
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Power unit measures 25" x 6"
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Legs 13.5" wide x 21" tall
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Extremely Quiet continuous duty DC gear motor
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Machine weighs 20 lbs.
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Electrical requirement 110v 60Hz
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High Quality product Made in the United States of America
Standard Features:
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Gloss black Powder Coat finish
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MIG welded steel frame
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9" Vac-u-lock Adapter
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6 foot hand held speed adjuster
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6 foot power cord
Optional Accessories:
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Vac-U-Lock Dildos
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Universal Dildo Holder
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Vac-u-lock Extensions
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Dildo Doubler
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Blow Job Kit
Ready to Order?
Make sure to check our party ideas if you are renting it for an event!
* For details on the rental service and process, please refer to the How It Works page.
** If you would like to purchase the machine, we will send you a brand new machine to enjoy.
Our store will show you what we have in stock for rent and for sale.
Frequently Asked Questions about Thunder Balls Pro Machine:
Can I use it with my own dildo?
Yes! If you have vac-lock compatible dildo, it will fit. However, if you have a regular dildo with a suction cup, you can still use with rental of special adapter attachment. This attachment will need to be returned along with the machine.
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How loud are the banging machines?
Each machine is precision crafted using high quality materials. The motor is quiet at any speed. The machine is as loud as the average "cheap" vibrator. The motors used on our machines are industrial grade not throw away type motors found on blenders, drills, etc. In fact, the motors are near silent. The mechanical motion of the sex machine is what creates any noise heard.
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How long can I use the machine for?
Each machine is equipped with a continuous duty motor. It can be used for as long as you like, with no down time for cooling, resting, etc. In theory, the machine never needs to be turned off.
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What positions can be used with it?
The unique stand design allows the machine to be used at any angle including straight up. You simply lift the machine up an down the stand for the correct height. Next set the angle of the machine to the perfect comfort level of the user. Tighten the adjusting handles by hand and you are ready for action.
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How fast can the system pump?
0-230 strokes per minute.
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How discreet is the shipping/delivery service?
There is nothing on the box to indicate the contents. Only the shipping label. The box is approximately 19.25″ long, 13.5″ wide and 14.5″ high and weighs approximately 20 pounds.
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Is signature required upon delivery?
A signature is required if you rent or purchase any products. We do this to protect your investment. If you are unable to sign for your package, we suggest the following solutions. You can ship your package to your work address, friend, neighbor, office of your living complex or to a local Canada Post Counter. You can go to CanadaPost.ca to find the nearest Post Office Counter and their address. Use your name 1st, Atten: Canada Post Counter and their address under Shipping Address. You must have the Canada Post Tracking number and a photo ID when you pick up your package from them.
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How fast do you ship rental out and how do I get my tracking number?
We ship the unit 24 hour prior to the requested time of delivery. However, if you require urgent or same day delivery, we will use Uber Delivery for that, the cost will be then added to your final bill and charged upon successful return of the unit. If we are shipping the unit via Canada Post as intended, then the tracking number will be provided upon the dispatch. In both cases, the return will be done via Canada Post through return labels provided.
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Do you provide instructions manual along with the unit?
The instructions manual is provided to you electronically via email.
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* Material Source: kenstwistedmind.com - Machine Manufacturers.
Premium Level - Shockspot Sex Machine
Photo Credit: shockspot.net
Experienced with Sex Machines and want to experience something new? Then this unit is for you!
Treat it as Rolls Royce of sex machines, it's even built to order by hand in the US.
The most technologically advanced sexual enhancement tool on the market, the Shockspot Sex Machine has been given additional length to further enhance its design and provide a unique and unsurpassed erotic experience for any and all of its users.
The ShockSpot is a state-of-the-art, robotic, pleasure system. The system is an “In-Out” machine as well as a “Vibrating” machine that is completely programmable through the ShockSpot Touch and Feel software. Any desired position from lying, kneeling, sitting to standing is accommodated by the ShockSpot. The intuitive, simple to use software and stand-alone remote, high quality materials combined with a design that can collapse into a small carrying case make the ShockSpot truely unique.
Ready to go in 3 easy steps:
Machine Assembly
Attachment Mount
Software Installation
Complete Assembly Instructions and Safety Information will be provided with rental.
Attachments Sold Separately.
Technical Specifications:
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Dimensions: 16.5" W x 22.0" L Up to 30.0" High
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Machine Weight: 23 lbs
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Torque: 105 Inch lbs.
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Stroke Length: 0-12 inches
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Thrust: 17.535 lbs
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Maximum Speed: 23.62 inches/sec
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Software: Shockspot Touch and Feel Software
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PC Requirements: Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 10
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Angle Adjustment -Infinite
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Electrical requirement 110v 60Hz
Ready to Order?
Make sure to check our party ideas if you are renting it for an event!
* For details on the rental service and process, please refer to the How It Works page.
** If you would like to purchase the machine, we will send you a brand new machine to enjoy.
Our store will show you what we have in stock for rent and for sale.
Frequently Asked Questions about ShockSpot Machine:
Can I use it with my own dildo?
Yes! If you have vac-lock compatible dildo, it will fit. However, if you have a regular dildo with a suction cup, you can still use with rental of special adapter attachment. This attachment will need to be returned along with the machine.
How does the Shockspot power compare to other fuck machines?
The ShockSpot utilizes a linear drive mechanism that produces the same thrust force for all stroke lengths. It is important to note that the Shockspot force is expressed as thrust force, which is the actual thrust/push force that the Shockspot can produce. This should not be confused with torque that is specified by other machines. Torque is frequently expressed in inch-pounds (in-lbs) or ounce-inches (oz-in), which is how much force the motor can produce at a distance of 1 inch from the center of the motor shaft. For example, a motor that produces 1 inch-pound of torque can produce 1 pound of force at a distance of 1 inch from the center of the motor shaft. So exactly how does the Shockspot’s thrust force compare to rotary based machines??? A Shockspot stroking at 12 inches and producing 17.5 pounds of “thrust” is equivalent to a rotary based machine with a motor producing 105 inch-pounds of “torque”.
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How do I control the ShockSpot?
The ShockSpot is controlled through the ShockSpot Touch and Feel software. The software is used to select the desired motion or program for the ShockSpot. The system can be started, stopped and paused through the software, or palm button. The new Shockspot stand-alone remote control allows the Shockspot to be controlled without a PC. All of the stroke parameters are easily controlled with the hand-held unit.
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What are the pre-configured programs?
The ShockSpot pleasure systems come with pre-configured motion programs that can be selected and customized if desired. The current programs are: “A Stranger in Town”, “Cyclic Waves”, “Indecision”, “Little Guy”, “Random Strokes”, “Slow Long and Easy” and “The Buildup”.
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Can I save my programs?
Yes, you can save, recall, delete and customize your programs using the ShockSpot Touch and Feel software.
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What positions can be used with the ShockSpot?
The ShockSpot will accommodate any desired position from lying, kneeling, squatting, sitting to standing.
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How fast can the system pump?
The ShockSpot can cycle hundreds of times per minute.
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How discreet is the shipping/delivery service?
There is nothing on the box to indicate the contents. Only the shipping label. The box is approximately 19.25″ long, 13.5″ wide and 14.5″ high and weighs approximately 20 pounds.
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Is signature required upon delivery?
A signature is required if you rent or purchase any products. We do this to protect your investment. If you are unable to sign for your package, we suggest the following solutions. You can ship your package to your work address, friend, neighbor, office of your living complex or to a local Canada Post Counter. You can go to CanadaPost.ca to find the nearest Post Office Counter and their address. Use your name 1st, Atten: Canada Post Counter and their address under Shipping Address. You must have the Canada Post Tracking number and a photo ID when you pick up your package from them.
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How fast do you ship rental out and how do I get my tracking number?
We ship the unit 24 hour prior to the requested time of delivery. However, if you require urgent or same day delivery, we will use Uber Delivery for that, the cost will be then added to your final bill and charged upon successful return of the unit. If we are shipping the unit via Canada Post as intended, then the tracking number will be provided upon the dispatch. In both cases, the return will be done via Canada Post through return labels provided.
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Do you provide instructions manual along with the unit?
The instructions manual is provided to you electronically via email.
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* Material Source: shockspot.net - Machine Manufacturers.